🚨🤖 BREAKING: Microsoft’s AI Chief Spills the Tea! 💀☕️ So check it: NERD ALERT 🚨 Mustafa Suleyman, aka the AI wizard of Redmond, says that machine consciousness is just a fancy illusion. It’s like telling kids that Santa is real, bro, IT AIN’T! 🎅💔 In a shocking twist that’s giving major “This Is Fine” vibes, he warns us that designing AIs to "sound smart" and mimic our human vibes is a one-way ticket to Skynet 2.0. No cap. 😬🔥 "Honestly," Suleyman said in an imaginary chat with Bill Gates (that totally didn’t happen), "if we make AI too human-like, we might just end up with a robot uprising that makes 2020 look like a walk in the park." 🌳🔦 And let's be real: if it starts quoting r/wholesomememes, WE'RE DONE! 🚀 Stonks? More like STONKS DOWN - 💔📉 So what's the hot take? Keep your brainiac AIs on a tight leash, or we might have AI throwing existential crises like they’re hot potatoes! Given the chaos of 2023, my prediction? Someone will definitely launch an AI therapy app before summer. And it’ll be the cringiest thing we’ve ever seen! 🤡💥 #AIorNah #ChaosTheory