🚨💻💥 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Microsoft just pulled a major *"Hold my Gatorade"* move at GitHub Universe! 👾✨ So, like, they just unveiled their glorious plan to turn GitHub into the ultimate AI playground for code-monkeys. 🐒💻💥 And guess who’s invited to the party? EVERYONE! 🎉 OpenAI’s Codex, Anthropic’s Claude—you name it, they’re throwing BASIC-y snacks at them! 🍕 CODE is LIFE, fam, but Microsoft is like, "No cap, let’s get these AI coding agents into the game!" 🔥💰 This sounds great, right? Well, buckle up for the cringe factor: is anyone REALLY asking for more bots in their developer workflow? Like, fr fr, do we need another layer of robots telling us when we've fumbled a function? 🤖💀 Kinda feels like giving the fridge the keys to your kitchen! 🍔🚪 Leaked developer quote: "I used to think code was my jam. Now it's just AI's peanut butter." (Source: Probably someone seething in the break room) 😂📉 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Microsoft will *literally* start offering GitHub Prime with AI assistants doing your job while you kick back and pretend you’re a coder! Next up: GitHub Yoga for Devs! 🧘‍♀️💻 #StonksOrCringe 🤡🚀