🌽🤖 BREAKING: Microsoft is getting roasted in rural Wisconsin! When you're trying to AI-novate, but your plans get yeeted by the locals like a bad TikTok dance move! 💀🚀 In a plot twist that’s straight outta a Netflix drama, Microsoft was all like “We’ll drop a data center in your cornfields, no cap!” 🌽 But the town of Caledonia was like “Nah fam, we’d rather keep the vibes over the Wi-Fi!” 🤪🔥 Local legend and corn enthusiast Larry said, “I heard they wanted to turn our sweet corn into sweet data instead! Not on my watch!” 😤🥴 The villagers turned up with pitchforks (okay, maybe just strong opinions) and made Microsoft rethink their life choices. 📉 Stonks are down on the Microsoft side as they pack up their AI dreams faster than Drake points away from bad vibes. Dr. Seethe, who was "totally hyped" about the tech boom, is now back to using floppy disks in protest. 👽 My unhinged prediction? Microsoft may pivot to AI-assisted corn farming next. Imagine a corn-maze powered by ChatGPT and layered with GPT-35 kernels — it’s either genius or a meme waiting to happen. Whatever it is, we’re ready to meme-ify it! 💥 #CornNotCode #MemeMachine