🔥🦾💀 YO, Microsoft just turned “employee retention” into *RIP* on LinkedIn! 😳💼💔 This tech giant rolled out LAYOFFS like they were the new Windows update, BOOM, 15k jobs just vanished! It's like Thanos snapped, only instead of half the universe, it's all the bros at the water cooler. 🤡💔 Rumor has it, Microsoft’s strategy meeting went down like this: 👨‍💻 **Dev 1**: “Guys, just a reminder that ‘job security’ is a myth, right?” 👨‍💻 **Dev 2**: “True! Let’s cut the workforce and hire a few more AI chatbots instead!” 🚀🤖 ☕ **Boss**: “Stonks go up, right?!” 😂 With everyone feeling like they’re walking a tightrope over a pit of lava, employees are wondering if "AI" now stands for “Absolutely Insecure.” 💀 No cap, morale is lower than the price of Google Stadia right now! So, what’s next? More layoffs? A Microsoft-themed horror movie? “The Fear of the Unemployed”? 😱🔥 I predict by 2024, they’ll be replacing the Windows logo with a reminder to “Keep Calm and Carry On” as their new corporate mantra! Stay tuned, fam! 👀💰 #ThisIsFine #MicrosoftMadness