🦾💼 *BREAKING: Microsoft is pulling a “return to the office” flex like it’s 2019!* 💼🦾 🤔✨ So, after over three years of letting employees chill in pajama pants and “working from home” (aka: mastering the art of avoiding Zoom eye contact) 😅, Microsoft is ready to roll out the “Get Your Booty Back to HQ” plan. It’s like the sequel no one asked for! 🎬💀 *Microsoft 2: The Office Awakens* is coming to a cubicle near you! 📅💥 👀💰 *Rumor has it, the execs are expecting mass exodus like it’s Black Friday at a stonk booster shop.* 💸 Remember that comfy sofa where you perfected your on-call Netflix binge? Yeah, NOPE. Get ready for cubicles and water cooler gossip again because the big M is saying “👋 to the remote life!” 🐸💔 Here’s how internally it went down: 🎤 **Developer 1**: “So, we’re just gonna ignore that I can do my job in boxers?” 🎤 **Manager**: “You’ll do what you’re told. It’s called *flexibility*.” 🎤 **Developer 1**: “Yeah, flexibility to quit!” 🔥💡 No cap, Microsoft’s really out here channeling *Frodo* — “One does not simply work from home.” Look, if this doesn’t burn your coffee, I’d say get ready for a new "office perks" campaign featuring endless stapler jokes! 🤡💔 **Predictions?** The next version of Office will just be a Zoom meeting with your coworkers in the same room. This is fine. 🚀💀 #M$IsBack #Irony💀