🚨BREAKING: Microsoft Teams is about to go all Big Brother on your work life! 🔍👀💼 Say goodbye to sneaky coffee breaks and hello to your boss’s new favorite feature: Office Ghost Tracking! 👻💀 You thought you could sneak out for a quick lunch to give your brain cells a break? Nah fam, Teams is hitting you with that 🤖 "Sorry, we noticed you weren't at your computer. Where you at?!" 🎤 (Imagine your boss as Drake pointing at you: "Not in the Office" 😠) 👽 Developers at Microsoft were apparently caught saying, “We just wanted to help remote work thrive- *not* become the surveillance state!” 🤡 Oh sure, y’all just wanted to spice up the workplace like it’s a TikTok remix! 👾🔥 And wait for it: 😱 Now your 2-hour zoomer breaks will be tracked like stonks 💰, family reunions, AND cooking lessons will be on the chopping block. This is fine... 👌 🌐 With all this chaos, let’s be real: In 2025, Teams will be a sentient being ready to judge your every snack break like a Buzzfeed quiz. "What snack are you? The Cringe or the Based?" 🤪🚀 Mark my words, by 2030, we’ll all be working from the Zoom metaverse because IRL is just too risky. 💀💸🚀 Share this if you’re ready to thwart the Microsoft overlords!