💀😴 *YAWN* - Microsoft Surface Pro 13? More like Microsoft Surface No-Thank-You! 🤡🔥 This gadget is like that one friend who keeps texting after “it’s complicated.” It's a 2-in-1 as useful as a Swiss Army knife—but only if the knife is dull and the corkscrew is broken. 💔 *Here’s the tea* ☕: After years of trying to find a soulmate in tech, the Surface Pro 13 is basically your high school crush that you keep coming back to, thinking it’ll be different this time. But we all know it won’t. 🤦‍♂️💔 👨‍💻 Fake leaked quote from a "dev": “We just wanted to make the Surface Pro 13 LOVE US! Forever! But now it's just the ‘give me attention and I’ll freeze’ model.” 🤖💔 Let’s talk about that overpriced performance, fam. You’re not just paying for that sleek design; you’re also funding the next series of *This is Fine* memes as it crashes before your Zoom meetings. 💔💀 🚀 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, Microsoft will drop the Surface Pro 23 and rename it “Surface Pro-crastinate.” Why? Because no one will *actually* buy it! Fr fr, just save your money for the next big thing—like a toaster that can send emails! 🔥💰 #Stonks 🥴💸