🚨💥BREAKING: Microsoft Draws the Red Line Like a Middle Schooler on Instagram! 💥🚨 In a plot twist that has every tech bro sweating in their overpriced hoodies, Microsoft just hit the *STOP* button on Israel's data center access faster than a toddler getting caught in the candy aisle 🍬👀. Yep, you heard that right! Turns out, surveilling innocent civilians isn’t exactly in the Microsoft Terms of Service. *Shocking!* 😱💔 “Hey fam, we don’t vibe with mass surveillance,” said Brad Smith, Microsoft's big cheese 🧀🐭 in an email. Meanwhile, I can just picture the Israeli military like: “But we thought Azure was just for our memes and TikToks!” 🤡✨ According to The Guardian, millions of phone calls got scooped up every day—like the ultimate cringe TikTok challenge gone wrong! 📞🚫 So, Microsoft just said, “Nah fam, this is not it chief” and pulled the plug like a bad DJ. 🎧💀 Leaked internal chat: 👨‍💻🧑‍💻 “What if we just turn off the surveillance feature?” 👨‍💻 “Bro, that’s based AF! Stonks rising!” 👨‍💻 “But what about our cloud storage?” 👨‍💻 “Cope and seethe, my dude.” 🤣🔥 Now here’s the spicy hot take: 💣🚀 Microsoft will randomly announce they’re pivoting to video games and launching “Call of Duty: Spyware Edition” next week, and it’ll be a certified banger. Mark my words! 🤖🎮