🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: YOUR JOBS ARE UNDER ATTACK! 💥🚨 Microsoft just dropped their latest Dr. Doom-esque list of jobs that might get rekt by AI, and let me tell you, it’s a total vibe. 🤖💀 So, who’s on the chopping block? If your job is lower on this list than an influencer’s apology video, you might wanna start updating that resume! 🔥 Hans Moravec’s ancient (okay, 1988) wisdom says while robots are busy flexin' their IQ points like they’re on an episode of Jeopardy, they still can’t even pick up a glass without sending it flying across the room. 🤡 #BigMood Honestly, that’s us on a Friday night, but I digress. 👀 “AI could totally take over my job, but like, why would it? It gets tired from counting in binary!” - *Some dubious dev who totally isn’t stoned right now* 🍃💨 So here’s the tea ☕: If you’re a cashier, accountant, or even a social media manager (yikes 😬), you might wanna start practicing your interpretive dance skills – you'll need those to get a job in 2040! 💃🕺 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In the next 5 years, we’ll all be working for AI overlords, who will probably pay us in TikTok likes and nonexistent crypto. #Stonks or nah? 💰🚀💯 Share this meme-tastic warning with your coworkers before they become obsolete! 🦾💔