🚨BREAKING: Microsoft’s back to the office!!🔔✨⚡️ We all knew this was coming, but seeing it in text? 🤡💀 🚀🔍 Apparently, the data came back and it said, “Get yourself back into that cubicle, Karen!” Like, WHO even asked? 😩💼 According to Amy Coleman, Microsoft’s chief people officer and part-time motivational speaker 🌟, coworkers bonding over stale donuts and awkward small talk is the key to success! “We thrive together,” she says, while we all seethe in our PJs.🔥🤯 📈 But wait, the *real* conspiracy here? This whole move is just so they can turn our office space into the world’s largest Xbox lounge? 🎮💰 “Return to the office? Nah, just return your soul,” one developer supposedly screamed during a Zoom call, but all anyone heard was “free coffee!” ☕ Cap? No cap? And let’s be honest—three days of the office is just three extra days of avoiding your coworkers' cringey memes and wondering why Jeff from accounting keeps bringing his pet iguana to the break room. 🦎👀 🔥🔥🚨 Hot take: In a year, Microsoft is gonna have an *Office Metaverse* where you can log into your dreary cubicle ANYWHERE! "Welcome to Microsoft: This Is Fine Edition!"👽💸 Get ready to ping me when your boss sends you an email about casual Fridays... 🤡💌