🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft vs. AISURU: The Battle of the Cyber Titans! 🔔🚨 So, ya boi Microsoft just flexed HARD 💪💰 on the latest DDoS attack that was like, *literally* an angry kangaroo on energy drinks - 5.72 Tbps of chaos! (That's terabits, fam, not the new Starbucks drink 🤡☕). Can you imagine the packets? 3.64 BILLION pps! 🤯 That’s more packets than my fridge on a Sunday for a gamer binge! According to a “totally legit” leak from a Microsoft dev: “We just sent the AISURU botnet to the shadow realm. Easy peasy.” 😤🔥 But fr fr, whoever thought a TurboMirai-class Jenga tower of bots could flex this hard is probably still crying in their Tesla, renting a house in the metaverse. 🚀💀 I bet the only thing more cringe than this botnet is my WiFi dropping mid-Netflix binge! 👏 Here’s my hot take: this whole “DDoS attack” craze is just a techie’s way of saying, “Help, I’m being attacked by my own internet!” So, if you thought your ex was a nightmare, just wait ‘til the AISURU squad drops in your inbox! 🔥🔥🔥 👇💥 Share this with your friends! If this doesn’t scream ‘memes for days,’ I don’t know what does! #Stonks #ThisIsFine