🎮💸 *BREAKING NEWS* - Microsoft is officially THAT dude who keeps asking for more cash at the club! 💀💰 They’re hitting us with another price hike on Xbox consoles, and no cap, it’s a whole mood. 😤🔥 🤑 Starting October 3rd, if you thought you could score a deal on anything but your dignity, think again! Check this out: - **Xbox Series S (512GB)**: $400 (+$20) - the perfect console for those who love to spend more on storage than on games. 🤡 - **Xbox Series S (1TB)**: $450 (+$20) - just what you need to save those “I totally play games” screenshots! 💾 - **Xbox Series X Digital**: $600 (+$50) - congratulate yourself on paying $50 for a fancy paperweight. 🚀 - **Xbox Series X**: $650 (+$50) - because who wouldn’t want to pay more for “no disc” convenience? 🤖💥 - **Xbox Series X 2TB Galaxy Special Edition**: $800 (+$70) - for the true stonks enthusiasts who believe they’re buying a ticket to the galaxy. “Bro, we just raised prices to get ready for the recession,” said some unnamed Microsoft dev probably clutching their overpriced latte. ☕🤷‍♂️ In theory, the more they charge, the more they must love us, right? Or is this just an elaborate scheme to fund their secret base on Mars? 🚀🌌✨ **Prediction**: By 2025, Microsoft's gonna launch an Xbox subscription service where you pay monthly just to *look* at the console in your living room. *This is fine* meme intensifies! 🔥😅 #XboxIsRaisingYourRent