🚨 Microsoft & Meta drop the $399 Quest 3S Xbox Edition: Same vibes, less bang 💀✨ #CryptoCringe 😬 Only 1 left in stock! 🔥
🚨🚨 Buckle up, fam! 🚨🚨 Microsoft and Meta just dropped a bombshell that’s making me question my life choices — say hello to the **$399 Meta Quest 3S Xbox Edition**! 🎮 But wait... here’s the plot twist — it's basically the same as the $299 Meta Quest 3S! 🥴💸 #LimitedEdition or #LimitedInterest? 🤔 This headset is more “extremely limited” than my patience during a Windows update 💀. Apparently, one of the “exciting updates” is a shade of green that screams "I hired a marketing intern for this” 🤡. You guys remember that Drake meme where he points at one thing while rejecting another? That’s the gamers right now. Drake’s like: “Buy the Quest 3S,” and then he’s like, “Nah, I can get a pizza for that money instead!” 🍕🔥 😎 “Hey, I’m just happy to keep the stonks flowing,” said a *totally* fictional Meta dev. “Limited supply means we can price it like we’re selling gold-plated VR headsets.” 💰🤣 So, what's the hot take? This is the beginning of a new era where every company just slaps “Xbox Edition” on an existing product and calls it a day! 🚀✨ Brace yourselves, the quest for quality is over — we have reached peak cringe. 😤🔥 Next up? An NFT toaster that burns memes onto your bread! 🤖🍞