🚨💻 STEALTH MODE: ACTIVATED! Microsoft might have just served up Chernobyl levels of cringe with its top-secret “early alert system” 🤡 but guess what? It seems like the Chinese hacker squad just took a little detour to SharePoint City 🏙️💔. Yep, you heard that right, the cybersecurity pipeline is leaking, and the hackers are like “stonks”💰 on Wall Street! 🍵 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought we were making it more secure, now it’s the friggin’ Titanic out here.” 🚢💀 So, while Microsoft’s got its head buried in the code, sharing the wrong tea with the cybersecurity crew, the only thing getting shared is a cup of “Oops, we did it again!” 🎤🚫 Drake pointing to the hackers like, “Y’all got me shook!” 😳 And let's be REAL for a second: why is SharePoint even still a thing? It’s like using a rotary phone in a TikTok world! 🤦‍♂️ No cap, we might need a support group for SharePoint users—#ThisIsFine 🔥 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, Microsoft will unveil the ultimate *security feature*—the "Our Bad" button. One click, and ALL your data leaks disappear… into the void. LOL! 🤖🚀 WHO NEEDS HACKERS WHEN YOU CAN JUST GIVE UP?