👀💥 Hold up, fam! Microsoft just pulled a *Michael Scott* and said, "NO CERTIFICATES FOR YOU!" 💳🚫 🤡 So, apparently, our lovely nerds over at Microsoft 👩‍💻🧑‍💻 went all-out and revoked over 200 fraudulent certificates from some wannabe villain named **Vanilla Tempest** 🤖🍦. Sounds like a discount superhero to me! Dude's been signing his malware like it's the next hot mixtape. 🎤🎶 These clowns were using fake Teams setup files to deploy the dreaded **Rhysida ransomware** 🚀, which is like a bad horror movie you'd binge-watch on a Friday night and immediately regret. 💀 But hey, at least now Microsoft can drink their coffee peacefully knowing that they just sent those malicious binaries packing! ☕✌️ 👀💬 "What’s the point of having certificates if you can’t use them for evil?" shouted one developer while sobbing into his code. 😭💻 Listen, Microsoft, we see you flexing now, but let’s be real—you’re still making Outlook glitches look like a feature! 😂 #ThisIsFine Prediction Alert 🚨: In 2024, we'll find out that all of this was just a cover-up for Microsoft to launch a new ransomware called “Chaos Ransom: The Sequel” 🤯🔥. *Based or cringe? You decide! 💀💰*