💥🎮*BREAKING: MICROSOFT REMEMBERS THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE BILLS TO PAY* 🎮💥 Listen up, gamers! Microsoft just twiddled its thumbs and said, "Wait, hold up! 🤔 We don’t want to scare off our loyal peeps just yet!" So, if you’re chilling in Austria, Germany, Ireland, Israel, Korea, Poland, or India, your Xbox Game Pass Ultimate is still on that sweet, sweet auto-renew train 🚂💨 and you ain't gotta cough up that 50% hike… yet. But hold your gaming horses! If you hit that cancel button and rejoin like a total noob, your wallet will feel the burn 🔥💸. Microsoft basically said, "You either pay us or just cop a feel of the new price, you feel me? 💀🤡" In an imaginary conversation, a dev was like: 🗣️ "Dude, did we just decide to be nice? Am I high?!" Another one replied: "Nah fam, just PR damage control! 📉🔥" So, what's next? Are we about to see major price cuts or a surprise loot box with free pizza rolls? 🍕👾 I predict by 2025, Microsoft will offer *air* subscriptions—where you pay for the privilege of breathing in pixels on Xbox! 🤯🚀 #AirXBox #StonksGoingToTheMoon