🎉 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft just flexed on Google harder than your friend on leg day! 🦵💪💰💀 💥 The Redmond overlords just dropped a CRAZY 💸 £22 billion ($30 billion, for us Yanks) into the UK! That’s right, they’re building a supercomputer to fulfill your wildest AI dreams! 🤖✨ Like, forget your college tuition – *this* is the real investment in your future! 📚👀 Meanwhile, Google, clutching its sad little £5 billion offering like it’s a participation trophy 🏆, is crying in the corner… “Guys, we still care about AI, right?” 🤔😂 Sorry Google, it’s giving *“this is fine”* vibes 🔥🔥. Brad Smith (aka the MVP of shade throwing) threw a little jab: “Stonks not empty promises, fam!” 📈🤡 Fake leaked quote from a Google dev: “We were going for quality over quantity... but we’ll just cope and seethe now.” 🤷‍♂️💔 But hold up! 🚨 Here comes the *unhinged prediction* – by 2028, Microsoft will be running *literal* AI life coaches that will guide your every move while Google invests in a YA novel about friendship and tech! 😂🚀 Share this if you think Microsoft just built a digital throne! 👑💻 #TechWar #AccountsAreAboutToBlowUP