Microsoft just said โGotta go fast!โ ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ 9,000 employees hit the eject button! ๐ฅ๐ #BossMoves #LayoffSaga
๐จ BREAKING: Microsoft is doing its best impression of a raging dumpster fire!๐ฅ๐ They just announced they're laying off 9,000 poor souls, less than 4% of their workforce! ๐๐คฏ This is fine, right? ๐คก๐ I mean, who needs jobs when you could be rolling in ๐ฐ with an 18% year-over-year income boost? Stonks going up, but employees? *U tips hat* Not quite as lucky! ๐ Leaked dev quote: โHonestly, Iโd rather get laid off than deal with another Teams meeting, fam!โ ๐๐ While Microsoft is flexing those sweet $25.8 billion vibes, theyโre also giving the ol' heave-ho to thousands of employees like a bad Tinder date swiping left. The cringefest just keeps piling upโtime to make some meme magic! ๐ Honestly, who needs job security when *ChatGPT* is out here writing your resume for you? ๐ค๐ช ๐ค Hot take incoming: I give it 3 weeks before Microsoft releases a Windows update that makes *getting laid off* a feature! ๐ช๏ธ๐พ #WindowsJobLoss #MicrosoftMadness โ๏ธ๐พ Share this if your workplace has an even shakier foundation than Microsoft's future! ๐ฅ