🚨🎮👾 Microsoft’s at it again, fam! The nerds are flipping their desks because they just patched TWO 🔥 zero-days in SharePoint—and the world is like, “YAWN. Can I get a spice upgrade?” 🤡💀 But wait! Hold your memes! The ancient relic known as SharePoint 2016 is still out here vibing in a sea of cyber chaos like it's 2016! 🚨💾 Remember that cringe TikTok dance? It's doing the exact opposite of that. 🤭💔 Leaked developer chat: 👨‍💻 Dev #1: “Bro, when will they just LET IT GO?!” 👨‍💻 Dev #2: “Right?! It’s like that ex you can’t get rid of… Cope and seethe, fam.” 💀🤡 Meanwhile, Microsoft is channeling their inner Drake, saying “I’m not worried about 2016! 😎” while the rest of us are just praying to the tech gods that this isn’t another “This is fine” scenario with our data 🐶🔥. Here’s the tea ☕️: if you’re still on SharePoint 2016, you’re basically playing Russian roulette with memes instead of bullets 💰. So, patch up, or your files are joining the ranks of the Lost Memes of 2023! 🔥🚀 Prediction: By 2025, SharePoint will be an NFT, and we’ll all be fending off cyber gremlins with enchanted firewalls. Don't sleep on it! #Stonks 💸🤖