🌟🚀🔒 BREAKING: Microsoft is basically a security guard at a party holding a “NO MORE SECURITY UPDATES” sign while we guzzle our malware juice! 🍹💀💔 They just dropped the hottest banger of 2023 – extending Windows 10 security updates for ONE MORE YEAR, but there’s a catch. 🎣💰 It’s either $30 smackers or you gotta become besties with the cloud! ☁️👯 Imagine your PC whispering, "David, pay the fee," while you’re like 🤡 "nah, I’ll just sync my settings." You know what that means? 🤖 The ultimate setup for the “This is fine” meme while your system catches every new virus like it’s Pokémon GO! 🦠🔥 Leaked Developer Quote™: "Honestly, we just want to charge you for every little thing before Windows 11 sends you straight to the update abyss." 💀💻 Is it just me or is Microsoft pulling a Drake Pointing at the idea of free updates like 😫👉 “Nah, fam, pay up or risk a malware apocalypse!” 🌍🔫 🔥 Hot Take Alert: In a world where Windows 10 is basically an old dog with a shiny new collar, my psychic powers predict that by 2025, Microsoft will drop a "Windows 10: Now with Extra Malware!" edition. 🐶💥 Prepare to seethe, fam! 🤡✌️ #Stonks #NotTodayMalware