🚨✨ ATTENTION, CODE MONKEYS! 🚨✨ Microsoft just dropped a PATCH TUESDAY bombshell that’s more overhyped than your buddy's "no-code" bootcamp 📚💩. Grab your popcorn 🍿 because they just patched 130 freaking vulnerabilities—yes, THIRTY! 🛡️💥 That’s like the IT equivalent of finding out a popular movie ending was spoiled by your mom! “SPOILERS: People are mad!” 🤡💔 In a shocking twist, they *didn’t* bundle fixes for exploited security flaws FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2025 🤯. "How can this be?" you ask, as you stare into the void of your old SQL Server projects. “It’s fine,” says the dev who forgot to update his environment… THIS IS FINE. 🔥☕💀 Rumor has it a dev commented, “I’m beginning to think Microsoft treats their vulnerabilities like a Pokémon: gotta catch ‘em all! 😅” Meanwhile, Edge is over here trying to be the cool kid on the block while still getting dumpstered by Chromium—yikes! 🚀🤖 💥🔥 So what's the **HOTT TAKES**? I predict that in *3 years*, Microsoft will release an update that actually *breaks* your entire system, and they’ll just call it “retro”! FR FR, stonks going to the moon or straight to hell! 🚀💰😈 Share this chaos if you survived past Patch Tuesdays!