🎉💰 Stop the presses, y’all! Microsoft just flexed those corporate muscles and hit the $4 TRILLION mark, joining Nvidia in the elite “Billionaire Boys Club” of the tech world! 🤖💪 📈 After-hours stocks jumped 8% like they grabbed a Red Bull at 2 AM, like "WE'RE NOT SLEEPING ON OUR PROFITS, BRO!" 💀💨 I mean, dang! Who knew subtweeting their numbers would actually work? “Hey, @Apple, your turn next?” *Insert Drake pointing meme here* 🥴 👀 A *leaked* convo with a Microsoft dev went like this: Dev 1: “We just hit $4T!” Dev 2: “I still have to tell my parents I’m not just playing Xbox.” Dev 1: “Same, but at least we're doing it while rolling in cash.” 💀💵 So, what do we call the aftermath? This is fine. 🔥🔥 It’s hard not to *seethe* at how hard they’re breaking the bank while we’re stuck here just tryna keep our desktops organized! 😩 💡 Hot take: If Microsoft doesn’t drop a *Windows 12* with a built-in money printer after this, we riot. 🤯🚀 #Stonks #Cringe #Based #TechWorldWildWest