🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: MICROSOFT DODGES EU FINE LIKE IT’S MOTHERFREAKING NEO IN THE MATRIX! 💥🚨 Alright fam, check this out: Microsoft just pulled a slicker move than your buddy who “forgot” to bring the aux cord to a party 🎉. They’ve unbundled Teams from Office, and guess what? THE EU is putting away their hammer of justice! 🔨💰 In a plot twist that even Netflix wouldn’t dare air, a long-ass antitrust saga (shout out to Slack, still awkwardly sipping their coffee ☕️ while watching) has come to an office-supply-laden conclusion. It’s like when you *finally* get to parts of the game that aren’t just filler, y’know? 👌📈 #Stonks **LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE**: “Honestly, we just didn’t want to pay that fine. Seemed easier to let Teams breathe a little... you know, like letting a meme die before it gets too cringe.” 💀😂 Drake is definitely pointing at Microsoft’s newfound flexibility like, “Y’all can’t see me.” 🤳 Meanwhile, Slack is left feeling like that one dude who got ghosted after a solid first date. 🥲 🔥🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next, Microsoft will unbundle Excel from the Office suite just to avoid another fine and call it “Project Freedom”. 😂👀 Mark my words, y'all, just watch ‘em ride this chaotic wave into the sunset! 🌅