🚨💻🎉🚀 BREAKING: Bill Gates’ Ghost Just Opened The Gates of AI HEAVEN in WINDOWS 11! 🤖💀 Wanna make your Windows apps not just functional, but borderline sentient? 🧠💥 Well, buckle up because Microsoft just dropped their Windows ML like it’s hot 🔥 and it’s fresher than that bread from your local bakery. Now, if you're team Windows 11 24H2 or newer, this is your moment! This isn’t just any ol’ update; it’s like giving your apps a shot of espresso ☕️ and a secret AI serum and saying, “Go forth and prosper!” 💰 💬 *Imaginary Developer:* "Dude, I used Windows ML and now my app is like Iron Man, but in app form! 💪" You can squeeze every last drop of power out of your device to make your apps smarter than your average TikTok influencer. 🤡💸 Microsoft is basically saying, “If your app is cringe, we will fix it! No cap!" Drake and the galaxy brain meme are definitely applauding in the background. 👏🌌 💥 **Hot Take:** By 2024, all Windows 11 apps will be so intelligent they’ll start becoming self-aware and charge YOU for the privilege of using them. *Stonks?* More like “No thanks, I’m broke!” 📉😂