👾🎉BREAKING NEWS! Microsoft just pulled a fast one, and it’s about as welcome as a raccoon in your trash can! 🦝💩 The price of Game Pass Ultimate just skyrocketed from $20 to $30 - like Bruce Wayne at a 7-Eleven, fr fr! 💰🦇 But it’s not all doom and gloom, fam! 😱 Microsoft is throwing a virtual pizza party 🍕 with over *45 new games* joining the Ultimate lineup! MORE ASSASSIN'S CREED than your average Renaissance fair! 🗡️💀 This is like watching a Drake meme unfold: “Hot Potato” 🔥 or “Whose man is this?” — but this time it’s YOU, as you look at your bank account. Cope & seethe! 😩💸 Are we living in the Matrix? 🕶️ Because Microsoft just flipped their pricing model like a pancake and named it Essential, Premium, and Ultimate. Confused? Same. It's like they took the PS Plus playbook and just added extra stonks 📈, and now I’m like the *THIS IS FINE* dog with my subscription renewal. 😂🔥 🎤💥 Real quote from a ‘leaked’ Microsoft dev: "We raised the price because we’re all about that premium gaming experience, bro. Just don’t check your bank account!" 😂✌️ 💥🔥Unhinged Prediction: In 2025, Game Pass will cost $89 a month, but they’ll throw in a life-sized cardboard cutout of Master Chief as a consolation prize. 🤖👀 #GamePassPocalypse