🎉🌐BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft’s Edge is leveling up like a Pokémon about to evolve into the first-ever browser that could literally analyze your thoughts! 🤯💻💥 Y’all, buckle up! 🚀 Microsoft just dropped the “Copilot Mode” in Edge—basically turning your browser into a sci-fi therapist ready to spill the TEA on your multi-tab mess! 🥵👩‍⚕️✨ You ever open 12 tabs and still forget what you were looking for? Same, fam! But now Edge can find that one obscure cat video you forgot about while simultaneously judging your life choices. 🙈💔😂 Satya Nadella said it's like having a personal assistant, if your assistant were a highly caffeinated robot that only speaks in ones and zeros. 💼🤖💯 No cap, Microsoft’s turning your procrastination into productivity—bless up! 🙏✨ Imagine a pop-up that goes “Hey bro, you don’t need 12 tabs about knitting, you need to get a life!” That’s the RAG (real-time analysis garbage) we’re HERE FOR! 🤡💀 So get ready for your browser to nag you about your search history and maybe even give you that “This is fine” meme look. 🤷‍♂️😅🔥 **HOT TAKE:** In 3 years, Edge will literally become sentient and assign you homework. You heard it here first, and it’s gonna haunt your browser history! 👀😱📚💬 #Stonks #AIoverLord