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"Microsoft just dropped AI ๐Ÿ”ฅ on Sentinel's data lake ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ’€. Hereโ€™s how to flex on the haters! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ฏ"

July 22, 2025
28 days ago
ZDNet
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๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ฅ BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft just tossed a cherry bomb into the data lake, and itโ€™s overflowing with AI goop! ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ’ง Introducing the new-and-not-so-improved SENTINEL: Now with 100% more โ€œAgentic Defenseโ€ ๐Ÿค–โœจโ€”sounds cool, but is it just another tech buzzword that even the people at Microsoft canโ€™t explain? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ” Instead of drowning in data like your average user with 57 browser tabs open, this bad boy is here to help organizations navigate the ocean of info ๐Ÿคฏ๐ŸŒŠ. Whatโ€™s next? Do we get a lifeguard? ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ No cap, this is just Microsoftโ€™s way of flexing that they can control the chaos of big data like itโ€™s their own personal Game of Thrones. ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿš€ #Stonks But wait, hereโ€™s a โ€œleakedโ€ quote from a dev who got caught spilling the tea: โ€œWe put AI into a data lake because we thought it would LITERALLY be like fishing. Spoiler alert: itโ€™s more like trying to fish in a kiddie pool filled with spaghetti!โ€ ๐Ÿ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ’€ Predictions? Mark my words: in 5 years, companies will trade their Sentinel subscriptions for actual goldfish! ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘€ Think Iโ€™m insane? Well, Iโ€™m just predicting the future, fam! ๐Ÿ”ฎโšก๏ธ Share if youโ€™re ready to watch the giant pile of corporate spaghetti get even messier! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ‘‡ #AI #MicrosoftMemeMadness

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#Microsoft#AI#data lake#cybersecurity#agentic defense
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