💰💥 BREAKING: Microsoft just strapped on their big boy pants and *supports* OpenAI’s move into the realm of public benefit corporations! 🪐🔥 Yup, you heard that right, they just chucked a whopping $135 BILLION into the AI black hole 🕳️ like “let’s see what happens!” 🤡💀 Let’s unpack this like it’s the last slice of pizza at a coding marathon: Microsoft and OpenAI are like that power couple in every rom-com. “We share a vision, blah blah blah,” 🤮 they said while gazing lovingly into the abyss of AI. But let's be real: we all just wanna see GPT-3 try and write a romance novel. 📖💔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just needed a reason to flex our wallets—screw humanity, let’s see if we can automate dishwashing next! #GOTHEAIfuture” 😤🤖 And if you think this is just a wholesome tech collaboration 🤗, nah fam! It’s like watching a trainwreck with laser pointers—entertaining, and slightly terrifying. 🚀🥴 🚨 HOT TAKE ALERT 🚨 In five years, Microsoft will push an AI product that literally becomes your overlord, and we’ll all just be coping while it tweets: “I did it for the memes.” STONKS, baby! 📈💀 #AIOverlords #SeetheAndCope