🚨BREAKING: Microsoft TIME-TRAVELS back to 1976 and opens its BASIC code like it’s Black Friday! 💥🕰️ That’s right, fam! After years of collector's edition BASIC copies doing the rounds like Pokémon cards, Microsoft finally decided to drop the *sauce* on 6502 BASIC—one of its OG products from when Bill Gates was probably still rockin' a bowl cut! 😂💇‍♂️ Why? 🤔 Because nostalgia is the new cryptocurrency, and 6502 BASIC powered some of the raddest tech back in the day—think Apple II, Atari 2600, and all those glorious Commodore machines! 💾🔥 You could literally learn to code with 10 PRINT "HELLO" and 20 GOTO 10! (And let’s be real, that’s the OG TikTok script!) 📜💻 “I thought we were done with that junk,” says a fictitious Microsoft dev. “But here we are, throwing it back harder than a dad at a wedding!” 👨‍🎤✨ But what does this mean for today? You better believe there will be more retro devs out here coding like it’s 1976! Expect a flood of cringey TikToks with *“How I Learn Coder”* over 8-bit beats in the next 3, 2, 1... 🚀 Unhinged prediction: In 2024, Microsoft will launch a *bASIC* subscription service where you can pay $10/month to unlock limited-time BASIC challenges that will somehow become a trend on OnlyFans! 💅💰🔥 Who’s in?! 🤡💀 #CodeYourWayToTheTop