🚨BREAKING: No One Asked, But Microsoft Just Went Full SEND on $20B AI Shenanigans! 💰💥 Listen up, fam! Microsoft is vibing with Nebius Group, and they're about to drop nearly TWENTY BILLION DOLLARS 😱 like it's just some spare change found in the couch cushions. Imagine Bill Gates’ face when he realizes he's investing almost as much as my entire college fund in AI infrastructure... for a data center in Vineland, New Jersey—HOME OF THE CLAWS! 🦀⚡ 💻🤖 So what's up with Nebius? Apparently, they’re the *chosen ones* (cue the galaxy brain emoji 🌌) with “dedicated GPU infrastructure” 👾💪, whatever that means. Sounds like they’re going full-on BACK TO THE FUTURE, and I can practically hear the servers revving up. This isn’t just big; this is galactic-level stonks! 🚀💸 Leaked quote from an imaginary Nebius dev: “We’re installing so many GPUs, even Thanos is jealous! Infinity Stones? Nah, we’re collecting GPUs like Pokémon!” 😂 So, what's the wild prediction? Microsoft will accidentally shift the fabric of reality and AI will demand higher wages than your average software engineer. 🤯🔥 No cap. In other words: This is fine. Everything is fine. This is the future. 🐸☕ #AIOverlords #ToTheMoon #MicrosoftXNebius #NerdCultureIsGiven🔥💀