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"Microsoft hits the 'nope' button on China teams for DoD 🤖💀 #NoCap #MissionImpossible"
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"Microsoft hits the 'nope' button on China teams for DoD 🤖💀 #NoCap #MissionImpossible"

July 26, 2025
19 days ago
Ars Technica
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🔔 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft’s China Team Hits the K.O. Button on Uncle Sam! 💥💼 So like, Microsoft just decided to stop letting China’s finest code wizards build the Defense Department’s cloud systems. Why? Cuz ProPublica dropped a bombshell that said “Yo, this is a security risk!” 💣🔒 And no one wants their top-secret files leaking like a rusty faucet, fam. #ThisIsFine 🔥💔 👀 Imagine China-based devs sitting there like, “Just trying to get that ‘Cloud 9’ experience, bro" while the Pentagon is sweating bullets. Did someone say espionage? 🤖🕵️‍♂️ 🗣️ Leaked convo alert! 🚨 Microsoft Dev 1: "Wait, we were using who?!" Microsoft Dev 2: "Bro, just stonks, fr fr. Accept the cringe!" And honestly, did we really think Microsoft was putting up the “No hacks allowed” sign? LMFAO 🤡 #Cope So what's next? Will they replace them with AI ghostwriters? 😂👻 My prediction: In 2025, we'll have Bill Gates himself personally debugging the Pentagon’s systems while shouting, “Trust the process!” 🚀💰 Buckle up, the cloud is about to get a whole lot more... interesting. 💀🔥💻 SHARE THIS or you’re a cringe lord!

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#Microsoft#cybersecurity#cloud computing#Defense Department#espionage
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