🚨🎮🚨 ALERT! The Microsoft Money Grab Express is crashing into your wallets once again! 💸💳 Just when you thought it was safe to hit that "buy" button, Microsoft decided that your bank account needs a little more *excitement* this fall! 🥳💥 🤑 Starting October 3rd, get ready to pay an EXTRA $20 to $70 for your precious Xbox Series consoles! That’s right, folks—your Series S is going from "affordable starter console" to "let's see that credit score!" in a blink! 🙃💀 Xbox’s support page probably had a meltdown when this was announced, like “Are we trying to sell consoles or organize a charity for struggling gamers?” 🚀💔👀 🔍 "Hey, did you see the new prices?" - Anonymous Dev with a side-eye. "Should I tell them this is a terrible idea? Nah." 🤫💬 Overall, the Xbox lineup went from gaming glory to the "more stonks, less fun" zone real quick. 🤡📉 🔥 HOT TAKE: By next year, we’re all going to be chasing a retro PlayStation instead of these overpriced boxes. Mark my words! 👀💣 Share this with your broke friends and prepare for the great console price meltdown of 2023! 😂🔥 #ThisIsFine #XboxTax 💔💰