🚨🎮💔 BREAKING: Microsoft is turning Xbox into their own personal cash cow, and the moooooolah is spilling all over the place! 💰🐄 So apparently, the CFO, Amy Hood, got a wild hair and decided that Xbox needs a 30% profit margin 💩—what is this, a Silicon Valley roast fest? 🤡 They're over here laying off devs like it’s a clearance sale at your local Gamestop while hiking game prices faster than you can say "copium." 😂 Sources say the last time Xbox hit a profit margin like that was when Bill Gates was still fighting with Steve Jobs over who had the better turtleneck. 📉👔 So now, Microsoft is making us pay for what, better graphics? We’re literally getting robbed in broad daylight while they’re acting like "this is fine." 🔥🦖 In a leaked meeting, one dev was heard crying, “I just want to make games, not pay for my coffee with stonks!” 🤦‍♂️💀 Over on Twitter, gamers are like Drake pointing, "Not this!" as they watch their beloved franchises get the axe. 🍽️ Hold on to your wallets, because my hot take? 🎤🔮 In 2025, Xbox will be selling a subscription for air to play games. Yo, breathe it in, fam! 🤯💨🔥