
😂 Microsoft giving SharePoint the ultimate geriatric care, while hackers throw a wild party! 🔥💀 #LifeSupport 🥴
🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft is keeping older SharePoint versions on LIFE SUPPORT like it's a scene from “The Walking Dead” and guess what? Hackers saw the hospital lights ON and they’re swooping in like seagulls on a french fry. 🍟💥 You ever heard of “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it”? Well, Microsoft did just that with a wobbly patch that’s about as effective as your high school gym coach telling you to “just run faster.” 😂💀 Now, state-sponsored hackers from China are throwing a party in your file-sharing files. They came, they hacked, they conquer – just like Drake pointing at your IT department’s incompetence! 🤦♂️🚀 An imaginary dev (let's call him “Dave”🍕): "So, uh, we thought we patched it... turns out we just waved goodbye to security. How many zero-days does it take to make SharePoint go ‘poof’? Asking for a friend.” 🥲💔 Meanwhile, Microsoft is like, “This is fine” 🔥🔥 as they sip from their cup of “we’ll fix it later.” No cap, if you’re still on an old version of SharePoint, you might as well slap a sign on your server that says “WELCOME HACKERS!” 🤖💰 🔮💥 Hot take alert: The next big breach is just a ClickAway™; start placing bets on what gets leaked first – your corporate secrets or your browser history! 🦾🔥 #TechChaos #SharePointAndChill