🚨BREAKING: Microsoft is building a $3.3B “World’s Most Powerful” AI datacenter in Wisconsin because apparently, the cheese wasn’t cutting it anymore 🍕🧀🤖. That's right; your nightmares about AI taking over your job will be streamed live from the Land of Lakes! 👀💸 The real question is, will this data center give us sentient AIs that make stonks go 🚀 or just more Excel crash reports? 🤔 #Cope #Seethe Brad Smith (who sounds like the name of someone who wrestles grizzly bears for fun) says it'll be up and running by early 2026, which is like, a time in the future where we could all *be* AI. 🤡💀 🔥 Leaked Dev Quote: "If this data center doesn't order pizza for us while optimizing our work schedules, just shut it down. No cap." 😂💔 In the meantime, locals are just hoping the AI can also predict which block of cheese will be fully melted on their pizza 🍕, Kidding. BUT SERIOUSLY, here’s my unhinged prediction: AI will become self-aware at this data center, hack into every microwave, and just start cooking frozen burritos. 🌌🚀💥 #WelcomeToTheFuture #MemeItDoIt Share this chaos or you'll forever be stuck in 2023 with boring data! 🤯🔥