👀🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨👀: Microsoft just pulled a *reverse Uno card* on their Office 365 pricing 😱📉 – but hold up! 💸 They're doing this WITHOUT their beloved Teams! 🤖💔 That’s right, folks! In a desperate attempt to dodge an antitrust fine from the EU that’s scarier than that one friend who always brings up politics at parties 🥴, Microsoft fattened the ol' wallet 🍔💰 while leaving Teams in the dust like last year’s TikTok trends. So, if you thought Microsoft’s cozy relationship with Teams was like M&M’s and peanut butter, think again! 💔🤢 Now, they’re basically giving Office a solid discount—call it the “Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free Card” edition. 😤💅 In a leaked conversation, some overworked dev said, “Honestly, I haven’t opened Teams since 2020 😂. It’s like that forgotten burrito in the fridge—nobody wants it.” 🔥💥Prepare for EU lawyers to be *this is fine* as they witness yet another tech giant flexing their manipulative muscles. Unhinged Prediction: In two years, Microsoft will just rename Teams to “Office Cuddle Buddy” and charge $100/month for it—no cap! 🤯💩 #Stonks #Cope #Seethe💥💥💥 Share this with your tech AND meme-loving friends! 😂💥