🌪️💥 BREAKING: Microsoft’s Edge is back, and it’s brought a *Copilot* (don’t call it a comeback; it’s just a glorified chatbot) 🤖✨. That’s right, folks! Microsoft is throwing piles of AI on its browser like a chef at a bonkers food fight 🍕👨‍🍳. So here’s the tea: It’s basically an *AI* that sits in the corner like your needy friend who won't stop talking about their cat 🐱💬. Now you can finally discuss web pages with a pixelated pal—because who needs human interaction anyway? #Cringe 💀🗣️ Leaked Developer Quote: “Yeah, we saw ChatGPT Atlas and honestly... we just wanted to feel special too. So here’s some AI that can literally do your browsing for you, while you scroll TikTok instead.” 😂💔 And don’t worry, this riveting update is only available in the US for now—because why let the rest of the world have fun? 🌎🙄 In conclusion: this is fine, until someone hacks the AI and it starts suggesting *Ctrl+Z* for all life decisions 🔥🚨. Hot Take: By 2025, Microsoft Edge will transition into a sentient browser with aspirations of running for president—because why not? #Stonks📈🤡