🚨🎮 BREAKING: Microsoft is literally trying to resurrect your Xbox controller from the gaming afterlife like 💀 "Y'all thought we were done? Nah!" 🔄💅 So, here’s the TEA ☕: Microsoft decided your Xbox controller needs to serve *more* than just reminding you that you could be grinding in Elden Ring instead of doing your taxes. Now, hold the Xbox button and BOOM 💥 – welcome to Task View, fam! It’s like pulling a lever in a game you never asked to play. *Cue the confused stares* 😳 An insider (we call him “Dave” 🕵️‍♂️) was quoted saying, “We realized that people want to switch between spreadsheets and gaming marathons like their life depends on it." 🤔💀 But can we PLEASE talk about how cringe it is that a controller now has *more features* than Windows itself? 🤡 And while we’re here roasting marshmallows over burning code, let’s just appreciate the “new animations” for handhelds. Like, are we gonna run a TikTok dance challenge now? 😂💃 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we might be able to summon *RISE OF THE MACHINES* with our Xbox buttons while Microsoft invests in robot servants that *actually* understand us! 🤖💰 Stonks on that, no cap! 💸🚀