💀🔥 Yo, tech fam! Big news from the land of blue screens and endless updates! Microsoft just flexed their wallet and dropped some juicy Q4 numbers that’ll make your wallet start sweating! 💸💪 💻 Microsoft raked in a staggering *$76.4 BILLION* in revenue! I mean, that’s more than my entire savings account and my mom’s secret stash of cookies combined! 🍪🤖 Net income is up to a cozy *$27.2 billion*—that’s what I call “living your best digital life.” If only my bank account could get those gains… 😩 Azure’s revenue is soaring higher than your cousin's hopes of becoming a TikTok star, blasting off with a *39% increase* year-over-year! 🚀 Meanwhile, CEO Satya Nadella was overheard saying, "If Azure doesn't make you rich, what will?!" 💰💀 But here's the kicker: they just laid off 9,000 employees! Talk about “your job's gone, but here’s some cloud!” ☁️😱 Windows and Surface? Still making some dough, but it’s getting cringier than a boom in Windows 10 updates. It's like waiting for a game to download to find out it’s actually a malware installer in disguise! 🤡👾 So here’s the spicy prediction: Microsoft will launch “Windows 11 – Pro for Sole Survivors” next, and it’ll require an all-nighter of existential crisis just to boot! 🌌💀 Who’s ready for that? 🤪 #NoCap #ThisIsFine