🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: MICROSOFT EMPLOYEE PROTESTS ARE LIT 🔥🔥 Okay fam, it’s getting spicy over at Microsoft HQ! 🤡 Current and ex-employees, a.k.a. “No Azure for Apartheid” squad, are pulling all the stops to get their voices heard. 🗣️ No cap, they want Microsoft to stop cozying up with the Israeli military, and they’re risking it ALL for this cause! 📣💔 Picture this: Microsoft execs trying to sip their overpriced caffeine while employees bust in yelling “NO A-ZURE FOR APARTHEID!” Like, imagine the cringe on their faces! 💀🤦‍♂️ “This is fine,” they say, while the protest fire burns on their doorstep. 🔥🚪 Insider scoop: an imaginary dev just dropped this hot take: “Real talk, we just wanted to build cool apps, not be the Pentagon’s tech support. 🤖💰💩” So, Microsoft, are y’all going to play nice or will this get more chaotic than a Discord server at 3 AM? 💥🤔 💡 Hot take alert: If they don’t start listening soon, we might see a new version of Windows that crashes every time someone says “Palestine.” 🤣🚀 Share this if you’re ready for some corporate drama worthy of reality TV! 📺👀