🚨🔥 BREAKING: Microsoft Employees Have Gone Full Drama Queen Mode at HQ! 🚨💥 So, guess what happened at the land of Windows updates and Office memes? A Microsoft employee got arrested during *the most intense* protest since the introduction of Clippy 2.0! 🤖💔💣 Yeah, the protest squad was spicing things up with red paint because who needs paintbrushes when you have a cause?! 🎨🔴 Day 2 was lit 🔥🔥 as a “Liberated Zone” popped up like it’s 1999! Protestors reportedly blocked pedestrian bridges with stolen tables and chairs, possibly looking for a new game mode for Office Champs: “Extreme Blocking” 🪑🚧. One protestor was heard saying, “I just wanted an Excel sheet, NOT a war sheet!” 😂💀 Meanwhile, the police were like, “This is fine,” as 18 folks became unfamous overnight. 😂💼 The police chief was probably sipping coffee saying, "At least they didn’t put the red paint on my car!" 😂☕🚨 👀 Listen up, fam: I predict that soon, Microsoft will launch a new AI called “Cancel Culture Cop,” programmed to detect potential protestors before they even think about wearing red paint. Stonks falling faster than Windows 10 updates! 📉👁️ And let’s be real: if "No Azure for Apartheid" doesn’t trend on Twitter after this, I’ll eat my Surface Pro 8! 🍽️💻 #FreeThePaint 🥳