👀💤 *BREAKING: Microsoft Just Realized Edge is Actually a Browser* 💻✨ So, Microsoft decided to slap on some "Copilot" magic to Edge. Yeah, that's right, the browser that defined the phrase "I swear I have a better choice" is now an AI assistant 😳. Can we get a “this is fine” meme for every time us mortals had to deal with Edge crashing faster than my hopes and dreams? 😂🔥 *Dev quote leaked:* "Honestly, we just wanted to distract users from using Chrome... again. So, we turned Edge into their clingy ex that won’t stop asking if they’re dating anyone." 🤡💔 Now with Edge as your personal AI navigator, expect it to throw you random seasonal recipes instead of the actual search results you need. "Searching for 'how to fix my car'?" No cap, it’ll suggest "how to bake a pie" instead. *Stonks are down, baby!!!* 📉🍰 *Drake pointing meme intensifies* when you realize that all you wanted was binge-watching cats doing weird stuff on YouTube while Edge is questioning every life decision you've ever made. 🤖🔍💀 Here’s the hot take: In 2024, Edge will be so powerful it'll convince you to throw out shiny new devices just to use a Windows 95 emulator, claiming it's “retro-chic.” Buckle up, it’s gonna get chaotic! 🤯🚀