🌪️💥 Microsoft just dropped the hottest drama since that one time your grandma sent you her password in an email! 🚨🔥 So here's the tea ☕️: Microsoft is out here calling out some emoji-named Chinese hackers, 💀 "Linen Typhoon" and "Violet Typhoon" (seriously, what's next? 📦 Shenanigan Rainstorm?), for pulling off some absolute Black Mirror vibes with SharePoint. 🚀🕵️‍♂️ These hackers have been tugging at a vulnerability in SharePoint like it's a sock at a family reunion. And guess what? They’ve invaded 54 poor souls, including a university (Sorry, study buddies, your group chats are compromised! 🤡), a California power company, and even a government health org (time to cancel that Zoom meeting, fam!). One anonymous dev allegedly said, “Bro, I thought SharePoint was just a glorified digital dumpster! Who knew hacking it was this lit?” 🤖💰 Meanwhile, as Microsoft investigates, the rest of us are just sitting here like this is fine... 🔥😂 Prediction Time: I bet next week Microsoft teams up with the hackers for a limited-edition SharePoint user manual: “How to Get Hacked in Style.” 🤯📚💸 No cap, it's gonna be a bestseller! 🔥🔥🔥