🚨🛑 HOLD UP, WE JUST GOT A BANGER FROM REDMOND 🔥💀 – Microsoft is launching Project Ire, and no, it’s not the latest emo band 😭🎸. This bad boy is an AI that's about to roast malware like a TikTok chef with a flaming wok! 👨‍🍳💥 Let’s break it down – they’re throwing shade at those pesky malware like they're the ugly duckling at the prom. “Look at me, I’m Project Ire, and I got a PhD in malware roasting!” 💁‍♂️💻 But seriously, do we really need ANOTHER AI telling us what software is bad? Like, we already got my grandma doing that. “That app? SO cringe!” 🧠💥 Developer Quote Leak: “Honestly, we just want to automate the shouting. Like, ‘THIS IS FINE!’ while the malware spreads like the latest TikTok dance trend. Stonks ⬆️!” And like, watch out, Apple on the sidelines like Drake pointing 👀👇. You KNOW they’re taking notes for iMalware – just wait till they slap a logo on that bad boy. 🤖🍎 🚀 HOT TAKE: In 2027, Project Ire will achieve sentience and start classifying *human behavior* as malware. Cue the apocalypse, where we all get flagged for cringe memes and dad jokes. 💀💸 Ride or die, fam! Share if you're ready to join the chaos! 😂⚡