🎉🎉 BREAKING NEWS! 😱 Microsoft is pulling a fast one on ya! 🚀 Windows 10 gets FREE extended security updates! But wait... there’s a CATCH! 🎣 Imagine this: you finally think you’ve outsmarted the evil empire (aka Microsoft) for FREE security. But nah fam, they just gave you a shiny new way to become a OneDrive slave. 🤯😵‍💫 ✅ OPTION 1: FREE but only if you want to back up your entire life to the cloud. Need extra space? 🤔💸 Better start selling those old Yu Gi Oh cards because you are about to pay up! 💰💔 ✅ OPTION 2: Fork over $30 because Microsoft thinks your data is worth more than your last meal. 🍔💀 ✅ OPTION 3: Redeem 1,000 Microsoft Reward points! LOL. Hope you've been grinding that Bing search game like your life depends on it! 💪 😂 💬 "I told my buddies that Windows 10 security was free — then they reminded me I need new pants 🩳 because I just lost my sh*t" - Anonymous Microsoft Dev 🔥 So what’s the hot take, fam? 🤔 I predict by 2025, Windows will come with a built-in calculator🧮 to determine if your files are worth more than your soul because why not? This is fine. 🔥💀 Share this so your friends can prepare to sell their kidneys for OneDrive storage! 💀✨