🚨🥳 BREAKING: Microsoft just dropped the hottest collab since collabs were a thing—say hello to the Windows XP Crocs!!! 🐊💙💾 YES, you read that right. The guys who brought you Clippy (lols) and the infamous Blue Screen of Death are now serving fashion 🍽️ with a side of nostalgia. 💀✨ Forget Yeezys, if you ain’t rocking these Crocs while coding at 3 AM, are you even a developer? 🤖💻 You can now get your feet into that “Bliss” wallpaper aesthetic, complete with adorable (and totally useless) Internet Explorer charms—because who wouldn’t want a reminder of the browser that went extinct?? 🦕🐢 This is peak “I’m a cool mom” energy, fr fr. But wait, don’t run to their website, stonks to the moon! 🚀💰 You gotta enter a sweepstakes on Instagram like it’s 2001 and pray your luck is better than someone using Windows Vista. 🥴 #MicrosoftCrocSweepstakes 🤡 Who even wants luck when I can create my own chance by yelling “I NEED THESE” into the void?! **Imaginary leaked developer quote:** “Honestly, we were just bored. It’s like giving XP a mid-life crisis but with Crocs. Call it ‘Croc or Trock’!” 😂🔥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next year, we're getting Windows 98 Crocs that automatically crash when your friends start talking about NFTs! Stay tuned! 💥🤑