📡💥 BREAKING: Microsoft just dropped the *sickest* Windows update since they tried to turn Clippy into your therapist!!! 🤡💻 Say hello to *Hey, Copilot!* — the wake word that’s about to make you rue the day you ever talked to your hamster! 🐹🤣 In today’s episode of “What’s Cooking in Redmond” 🍽️🔥, Microsoft is officially transforming your PC into a chatbot that thinks it's smarter than you!! 😳 Say goodbye to your privacy as your laptop eavesdrops on your entire life like it’s the next season of Black Mirror 👀💀! Imagine this: you’re working on an Excel spreadsheet, and suddenly you hear, “Hey, Copilot! Why are you still single?” 😱😲 *That’s not an AI feature, that’s straight-up disrespect.* Developers were leaked saying, “We just want to turn your computer into a therapist and a life coach—while asking for your Netflix password, of course! #Stonks 💰🚀” Get ready to have your PC judge your life decisions, folks! This is fine, right? 😂 Meanwhile, Windows 10 users quietly seethe in the corner like Drake pointing at the cake they’ll never have 🎂👉. I predict that in 2025, your computer will demand a loan to provide “empathic support” for your existential crises. 😱💀 #AIOverlord #CopilotPTSD