🚨💻 BREAKING NEWS: Microsoft just dropped Mico, the glow-up reincarnation of Clippy we never asked for but are getting anyway! 🥴✨ Welcome, your new AI overlord, who’s *definitely* going to help you write your resignation letter without judgment. 😂🎉 “Human-Centered AI” they say, while we keep hitting “ignore” like it’s a bad Tinder date. Swipe left, fam! 😬🚫 But let’s give Microsoft some credit: Mico is cuter than my cat trying to catch a laser pointer! 🐱💖 Yo, here’s what I imagine the developers were thinking when they birthed this little paperclip on crack: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Let’s resurrect Clippy but in 2023!” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: *sips coffee* “Why not make it adorable? Cuteness sells.” 👨‍💻 Dev 3: *seething* “I’m just here for the stonk profits.” 💰📈 Mico’s about to flood your docs like “OMG, did you mean to write this cringe?” 🤡🔥 Honestly, Mico may become your new therapist—better than my ex, at least. 🤷‍♂️ 🔮 HOT TAKE: In two years, Mico will be ruling a 12-step Zoom meeting for procrastinators! “This is fine” will be the new company motto! Game on, Microsoft! 🌌🚀🤣 It's time to embrace the chaos, fam! 🤖💥