🚨BREAKING: *Microsoft dodges EU antitrust bullets like Neo in The Matrix*💀💼 Y’all, Microsoft just pulled a fast one on the EU like 🤖💨 "Oh, you’re worried about Teams being bundled? How about we just promise to ‘unbundle’ it like it’s a freaking takeout order! 🍔📦” I mean, they’re out here playing 4D chess while the rest of us are stuck in checkers. Stonks say "Who needs users when you can have *platform monopolies*, amirite?" 💸✨ In a court hearing that felt more like a group therapy session for tech companies 😂, they basically said, “We’ll stop throwing Teams at you if you give us a cookie!” 🍪 (okay, maybe I’m paraphrasing, but you get the vibe). The EU is sitting there like, “This is fine,” while secretly seething. 🔥 Leaked quote from a developer: “Honestly, I’d rather deal with bugs in my code than this slippery corporate navigate-o-meter!” 🤡 So here’s my hot take: In a world where everyone is competing to sell you a new flavor of productivity 🔥🥤, Microsoft is gonna just keep running laps around these dudes. Wanna predict next? Within three years, they’ll re-bundle Teams with Windows 42, and everyone’s gonna be like "Why are we still here?" 💀🚀 *Buckle up, fam; it’s gonna be a wild ride!*