"Microsoft closing the Perfect Dark studio? Talk about a major L! ๐๐ฅ #Cringe #RIPOurHope"
๐จ BREAKING: Microsoft just hit the "ctrl + alt + delete" button on your childhood dreams! ๐๐ป The Initiative, the studio trying to revive Perfect Dark, has officially been sent to the digital graveyard. ๐ Bye-bye, nostalgia! ๐ In a twist that no one saw coming, Matt "You Hate to See It" Booty released a memo that dropped more bombs than a Call of Duty lobby. ๐ฃ๐ฅ Apparently, the cancellation of Perfect Dark wasnโt just a โlittle oopsieโ โ itโs the full-blown apocalypse for the studio! ๐คก๐ฅ โWe wanted to bring back your favorite childhood memories, but then we realized... *seethes* weโd rather not.โ *Actual quote from a dev probably* ๐ But wait, thereโs more! ๐ Everwild took a nose dive too, which is basically a meme within a meme. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ Developers have been scrambling like a cat running from a cucumber. ๐ฅ๐ฑ Hereโs where it gets spicy: Microsoft is laying off 4% of its workforce! ๐ฑ So, if you thought the stonk market crash was bad, just wait until you see the ~**dev**~ market crash! ๐๐ฐ Hot take: In 5 years, weโll all be playing Perfect Dark... as a mobile NFT game. ๐๐ No cap, that's the future, fam. Share this chaos before it fades into oblivion! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ