🚨 BREAKING: Microsoft just hit the "ctrl + alt + delete" button on your childhood dreams! 💔💻 The Initiative, the studio trying to revive Perfect Dark, has officially been sent to the digital graveyard. 💀 Bye-bye, nostalgia! 👋 In a twist that no one saw coming, Matt "You Hate to See It" Booty released a memo that dropped more bombs than a Call of Duty lobby. 💣💥 Apparently, the cancellation of Perfect Dark wasn’t just a ‘little oopsie’ — it’s the full-blown apocalypse for the studio! 🤡🔥 “We wanted to bring back your favorite childhood memories, but then we realized... *seethes* we’d rather not.” *Actual quote from a dev probably* 😂 But wait, there’s more! 🎉 Everwild took a nose dive too, which is basically a meme within a meme. 🤦‍♂️ Developers have been scrambling like a cat running from a cucumber. 🥒🐱 Here’s where it gets spicy: Microsoft is laying off 4% of its workforce! 😱 So, if you thought the stonk market crash was bad, just wait until you see the ~**dev**~ market crash! 📉💰 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll all be playing Perfect Dark... as a mobile NFT game. 🚀💀 No cap, that's the future, fam. Share this chaos before it fades into oblivion! 🔥🔥🔥